Player:Warwickftw

Warwickftw/Nucular

Accurate depiction of Warwick
Favorite server	Survival
Joined	24/06/2010
Left	04/02/2011 (08/05/2011) (TBA)

History

Warwickftw is one of the eldest remaining players on the server. He has been playing since the very first SMP server went online, roughly a year ago as of 20:24, 7 May 2011 (CDT), and is a highly respected source of trollformation and information with a great trollputation and reputation. He was once one of the head administrators, until a dispute with some of the other head admins. Warwick is well-respected within the server to this day, and can be found on mumble frequently under the names "Warwick" and "Warwicko".

He is also known as SuitableUsername on reddit, and can be found on the servers under many usernames, such as: Warwickftw, Nucular, Joshdftw, Skuld, MotherNorth, ambigu0us, Lord_Munkee, AlcoJew, buttsicles, Halo7849, therealduckie, Toncom, Allnaturalx, roastnewt, and many others.

Creations

Creative

Back when the server was young, and there was only one server (~July 2010), Warwick created the original "Depth", on the third creative map, to which many users flocked to live in. Warwick was also the architect of Tenochtitlan on the seventh map, however the majority of his time on creative was spent as one of the head administrators, and so did not do much building. On the map directly after the dispenser update, Warwick made a wall of Dispenser-Arblests facing spawn, and spawnkilled hundreds of people before the creation was removed by the administration.

Survival

Warwick was the founder, architect and overlord of Avalon on Survival rev3. He organised Avalon Rev2 on the doomed sixth Survival Map, and did a copious amount of successful raiding against Mumble Clan & the CTA's partnership on the fifth map, as well as a ridiculous amount of successful raiding against the Mumble Clan on the seventh map. He organised Avalon Rev2 on the doomed seventh Survival Map, with Team Britain, and can currently be found on the eleventh Survival map, either out killing people or in one of the many annexed bases of the British Empire.

Clans

Mumble Clan

Warwick was the founder and original leader of the Mumble clan, originally a powerful PvP clan, but following Warwick's first long-term ban and him giving leadership to OJwasGuilty, has become successively less and less PvP orientated, until they reached the stage at which they disbanded- a massive PvE style base that was completely indefensible, and a group that was currently completely without any semblance of organised leadership. Following Team Britain's successive humiliation of Mumble clan, a situation where Team Britain, with a team of 4 members (MotherNorth, Nucular, JoshdFTW and mindspider) stayed in the Mumble base for over 10 hours straight, without a single one of them dying to over 30 different members of the Mumble clan attempting to attack them, Mumble clan disbanded, as it had lost any semblance of authority or legitimacy as a major power on the server.

Team Britain/The British Empire/The British Circlejerk

Following him being unbanned after the end of the Fourth survival map, Warwick left Mumble clan to form the British Circlejerk with MotherNorth. Warwick on Nucular and Skuld on MotherNorth formed a near unbeatable duo, leading to Warwick not having a single death by the end of the map. Warwick and Skuld spent near the entire revision raiding the CTA and Mumble clan alliance's bases, on many occasions killing 10 armoured people between the two of them without a single casualty, and in fact taking a hit at all was rare for them. The situation was made yet even more amusing by the fact that nobody knew who Nucular or MotherNorth were at this stage, and so Skuld and Warwick could sit in the Mumble clan channel listening to them attempting to organise a defense, and knowing exactly what Mumble clan were doing, whilst they organised their own plans via Skype. On the sixth map, Team Britain was opened to the other British people on the nerd.nu servers (see: Clan:Team Britain) including Lord_Munkee, mindspider and AlcoJew. On the eighth survival map, they steadily raided mumble clan over and over until eventually deciding to simply build another base right next to mumble so they didn't have to go so far to restock. After the humiliation defeat the 30~ members of Mumble clan suffered at the hands of Team Britain, Mumble clan disbanded, and Warwick was banned. On the (current) eleventh map, Warwick has primarily been killing people at random, complaining about the lag, and complaining about how badly Notch ruined PvP with the 1.8 update. Warwick is one of the commanders of Team Britain, the other being Skuld.

Biology

Warwick is excessively tall, counting at just over nine meters in height, his head alone being six feet in length. Aside from his tallness, and his absurdly attractive and authoritative British accent, he has no distinguishing features (apart from looking like Harry Potter)

Current Ban

Surprisingly, currently unbanned.

Previous Bans

Warwickftw's last ban is for the rather nonsensical reason "distribution of fire & chainmail to the servers", regardless of the fact that roughly 7 other people had constructed their own sets of chain mail and received absolutely no punishment for it, after he killed a user whom dropped said fire, after they attempted (and failed) to ban him for the ability to see moderators using /vanish. The original reason for the proposed ban completely fell apart when Warwick pointed out that /vanish was, at no point used during the video, and the user had logged out and in during the course of the video, and so there was no reason he would be invisible.

Warwickftw's current ban was for the simple reason that OJwasGuilty threatened to quit if he was not banned. Draggin_low, being her bffl, naturally obliged her request, and CarnThorn, being a silly douche, naturally agreed with any administrative decision anyone had taken, especially if it was derogatory towards Warwick.

The threat from OJ came after he and the rest of Team Britain raided the indefensible Mumble Base for roughly 8 hours straight without any losses on their part and copious losses in both materials, armour and weaponry from the Mumble Clan. Whilst this was not actually against the rules, something even CarnThorn had to agree on, Draggin_Low found the loophole in that he could in fact ban Warwick for "Excessive Trolling", i.e. Warwick questioning Draggin where he could put his chests, and referring to Draggin as "bro" and "brah" repeatedly.

Yes, seriously.

Education

Qualifications

• Ph.D Theoretical Physics
• Ph.D Computer Science
• Ph.D Computer Engineering
• Ph.D Quantum Mechanics
• Doctor of Trollism

Hobbies/Jobs

• Python Programmer
• Artist
• Guitarist
• Engineer
• Student
• Italian
• Snake charmer
• Magic Jinn (Arabic: جن jinn, singular جني jinnī; variant spelling djinn)
• l337 c0m|>u+3r |-|a(|<3r
• Circus performer

Notes

• Warwick is among the oldest survival players, having played since the first survival multiplayer server was set up by Allnaturalx.
• Warwick has the award "Most banned player" on Reddit Public, with over 15 bans so far recorded.
• Warwick founded the Mumble Clan, left it when it became shit, and founded the British Circlejerk with Skuld.
• Warwick had two-hundred and fifty-three (253) kills and zero (0) deaths on the fifth survival server.
• Warwick has a pretty hard crush on Ooer but lies to himself about it every day.