Player:Warwickftw

Warwickftw/Nucular/JoshdFTW

Accurate depiction of Warwick
Favorite server	Survival
Joined	24/06/2010
Left	04/02/2011 (08/05/2011)
This user is banned from Creative.
This user is banned from Survival.
This user is banned from Chaos.

History

Warwickftw is one of the eldest remaining players on the server. He has been playing since the very first SMP server went online, roughly a year ago as of 20:24, 7 May 2011 (CDT), and is a highly respected source of trollformation and information with a great trollputation and reputation. He was once one of the head administrators, until a dispute with some of the other head admins. Warwick is well-respected within the server to this day, and can be found on mumble frequently under the names "Warwick" and "Warwicko".

He is also known as SuitableUsername on reddit, and can be found on the servers under many usernames, such as: Warwickftw, Nucular, Joshdftw, Skuld, MotherNorth, ambigu0us, Lord_Munkee, AlcoJew, buttsicles, Halo7849, therealduckie, Toncom, Allnaturalx, roastnewt, and many others.

Creations

Warwick was the founder of the original "Depth" on the third map, to which many users flocked and lived in. Warwick was also the architect of Tenochtitlan on the seventh map, and the architect and overlord of Avalon on the former Survival server. He organised Avalon Rev2 on the doomed sixth Survival Map, and did a copious amount of successful raiding against Mumble Clan & the CTA's partnership on the fifth map, as well as a ridiculous amount of successful raiding against the Mumble Clan on the seventh map.

Warwick was the founder and original leader of the Mumble clan, originally a powerful PvP clan, but following Warwick's first long-term ban and him giving leadership to OJwasGuilty, has become successively less and less PvP orientated, until they reached their current stage, which is a massive PvE style base that is completely indefensible, and a group that is currently completely without any semblance of organised leadership (which is why they are so easy to kill). Warwick is one of the commanders of Team Britain on the Survival server.

Biology

Warwick is excessively tall, counting at just over nine meters in height, his head alone being six feet in length. Aside from his tallness, he has no distinguishing features.

Current Ban

Warwickftw's current ban was for the simple reason that OJwasGuilty threatened to quit if he was not banned. Draggin_low, being her bffl, naturally obliged her request, and CarnThorn, being a silly douche, naturally agreed with any administrative decision anyone had taken, especially if it was derogatory towards Warwick.

The threat from OJ came after he and the rest of Team Britain raided the indefensible Mumble Base for roughly 8 hours straight without any losses on their part and copious losses in both materials, armour and weaponry from the Mumble Clan. Whilst this was not actually against the rules, something even CarnThorn had to agree on, Draggin_Low found the loophole in that he could in fact ban Warwick for "Excessive Trolling", i.e Warwick questioning Draggin where he could put his chests, and referring to Draggin as "bro" and "brah" repeatedly.

Yes, seriously.

Previous Bans

Warwickftw's last ban is for the rather nonsensical reason "distribution of fire & chainmail to the servers", regardless of the fact that roughly 7 other people had constructed their own sets of chain mail and received absolutely no punishment for it, after he killed a user whom dropped said fire, after they attempted (and failed) to ban him for the ability to see moderators using /vanish. The original reason for the proposed ban completely fell apart when Warwick pointed out that /vanish was, at no point used during the video, and the user had logged out and in during the course of the video, and so there was no reason he would be invisible.

Education

Qualifications

• Ph.D Theoretical Physics
• Ph.D Computer Science
• Ph.D Computer Engineering
• Ph.D Quantum Mechanics
• Doctor of Trollism

Hobbies/Jobs

• Python Programmer
• Artist
• Guitarist
• Engineer
• Student
• Italian
• Snake charmer
• Magic Jinn (Arabic: جن jinn, singular جني jinnī; variant spelling djinn)
• l337 c0m|>u+3r |-|a(|<3r
• Circus performer

Notes

• Warwick has the award "Most banned player" on Reddit Public.
• Warwick founded the Mumble Clan, left it when it became shit, and founded the British Circlejerk with Skuld.
• Warwick had sixty-eight (68) kills and zero (0) deaths on the fifth survival server.