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Ban Appeals

<littlebigsonic1> I was banned for Avo signs and trying to TNT Eustis' Party basement. I was acctually trying to write Avo Sucks but I was banned before I finished the O. And as for the TNT I didnt know the item numbers and I accidentally gave myself TNT and while I was trying to write the sign I placed accidentaly place a TNT block and I tried to destroy it but I must've set it off. Sorry for any damage I caused and thanks for looking at my appeal.
<Skuld> We were trying to ban someone else, but didn't get to finish typing their name and then accidentally hit the enter key when trying to hit backspace.

<mastercheese300> :( i've never griefed a thing NEVER look in the server logs or something i never touched anything that was built. now i'm crying :~( your being mean, i've never griefed. wahh . please be nice. i was wrong for thinking that avo was funny. please, im so sorry for liking them. i was wrong, please i haven't ever griefed and i wont ever grief.please just give me a chance.. im sorry. i wont ever like griefers again , please,please,please,just give me a chance
<Skuld> No.
later that day...
<mastercheese300> i joined the server for the first time then like 5 minutes later i was banned, i rejoined later and asked why i was banned, banned, then i logged in again later, asked why i was banned, banned,reason you know why. what does that mean.??? now im perm banned ,or week or somthing, please help... screw it ill be honest i was associating with the avo people , i suggested a grief last night. i am very sorry i am no longer going to be associating with them i will unsubscribe on youtube to them, please forgive me. Im sorry please don't keep me banned, i love your server, im sorry
<Eustis> No.

<palchakowai> My account was hijacked by someone I naively trusted.
<howdiddlydoo> (standard account responsibility response)
<palchakowai> Alright. That is fair, I just wont be able to play on your server ever again. Cool.
<palchakowai> Or even once, since that bastard got me banned.
<palchakowai> how do i delete this account on this site
<palchakowai> i dont need it anymore
<palchakowai> wow who coded this crap.......................................i cant delet enayhting
<palchakowai> i almost have as many posts as you, "dude".
<palchakowai> shits cool in that sense, but seriosouly, whow hwo jrksjf aS?DFas
<palchakowai> reddit is a zionist plot to fuck the gentile goyim in the ass by decreasing their level of intelligence through memes and hivemind bullshit
<palchakowai> la la la la lala
<palchakowai> omg my compute rmust hav ea virus hwo is doing hits
<palchakowai> stop it it si yytping by itself
<palchakowai> this is nto good

<CaptHyatt> Ok, so here is what happened. The house I "griefed" was my friends, and it was purely out of humor, though some aggression. What happened in RL was that I was told that my friends wouldn't be using my article in our school's newspaper. About 3 months ago, I was in a car wreck that nearly killed me, and after that wreck, I changed how I acted on a daily basis. And I wrote that thought process down and asked if they would use it, and they agreed. Well, two days ago I was told they wouldn't be using it, but instead giving it's space to some stupid kid's game reviews, which took up three pages, all because he was the principal's son. This, of course made me EXTREMELY angry, and I though that the only was I could make myself feel better was wrecking a slight bit of their house. Yes, I know it wasn't exactly the best way to deal with the situation, and that survival on reddit PvP is extremely hard, but I do believe what I did was wrong, and my ban was right... But I just wanted to throw this into consideration and maybe change it.
<Pilot> I stopped reading after the first sentence.

<NightSnake> I was in the survival map, and was banned for speed walking I was no using any hacks other that moving my clock forward an hour to get to my home faster. Please let me back outside this bedrock cage, is worse that death.

<MrPBolton> Zealotry is for fools. Those blocks were unused and would have remained so. You are an actual shit. An actual one. I bet you have hairy toes. Fucking toe gremlin. I hope you get hit by a bus, you hairy gremlin bastard. I shit on you. I shit on your server. I hope Mary and her green kimono rape you. I hope you get tangled in chicken wire and then die. Your server was shit anyway, its got nothing on Minecraftworlds. We are heroes over there. Unlike on this shitty server you wanktards. I think about you fucknuggets, you are a wankstain on society's bedsheets. God save you all you major winnit clumps. No wonder girls think you are a gimp. You'll be alone forever, I hope you're happy with your hand you filthy sweat stained arsehole. YOU ARE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTY. Fuck the lot of ye. Lots of love the Bolly. ps. Jamie did nothing
<BHRossman> I am very sorry you let a game get you so worked up, Jamie did what he did and will have to appeal for himself. Have a good day.
<MrPBolton>You are a poo. And you will stay that way. Forever. Make an effort in your next comeback cockslime. Bolly out.

<thesp0rk> Sorry about griefing the party basement. I was caught up in a fury of temptation, lust and minecraft

<karlenok> can i be unbanned soon for me and my friend suld build a statye and we just gonna start it so i filled shes house white obsidian for we wanted to have the statye tere then i get banned :( it's c.nerd.nu i am banned on and i need to play on my friends accaount and there have i build a big castle can some1 mod come and look for i don't have doing something wrong
<MBoffin> http://www.rosettastone.com/learn-english

<Cedarblood> I was on earlier then i try to log on and it said banned obsidian griefing i didnt grief at all
<Pilot> You covered a floor in obsidian, give me 5 and I can upload a screenshot; in the meantime, how about the truth?
<Cedarblood> go on then
<therealduckie> "go on then"? Really, you're going to ignore his request for you to explain yourself TRUTHFULLY, and you respond with asking him to basically "hurry up"? How about answering him?
<Cedarblood> ok i didnt place any obsidian
<therealduckie> So when he posts the screenshots, which show proof you did, what will be your answer? Believe me, honesty goes a lot further with us. Lying makes things worse.
<Pilot> yes you did. (screenshots showing the room filled with obsidian, with his name in the logs) month ban.
<Cedarblood> show me the whole room please.
<Eustis> He doesn't have to. You've been proven wrong and a liar.
<Cedarblood> no show the room then i can tell you if i did or not

<mastrehalo> unban me because im a revolutionary anarchist with a kind soul and good intentions.

<D_Ricks> It said i was unbanned but you lied i still can get on
<Skuld> My elaborate lie was finally exposed!

<miningtrees> Hello, i took a shit this morning and reddit and mcbans came out i wasent suprised.
(repeat 10 times)
<Skuld> I recommend a change in diet. I prescribe a permanent ban.

<DesolateChris> Hello, I was randomly banned FOR NO REASON!!!!! I was wondering around the server with 5 tnt before, and i came accross some guy who was working hardon his mansion (about 3 stories high) so i placed all my tnt on all the levels and set it off... He got mad and called an admin and i got banned! Why was i banned for such a pointless reason? I thought tnt was allowed :(

<UnsuallyDarkSkinned> What is going on? I was banned for "not giving AVO their ice-cream" I wasn't even on when this happened. My step father deleted the Minecraft application without my knowing because my grades are "suffering" in his opinion. (I HAVE A 4.0) -_-" Also if i ever greifed it was my sisters' cousins' mothers' mentally retarded schizophrenic half son (Named Timmy) who is 17 years old and has the intellect of a 9 year old that would have done it. I expressly told him to never go on multiplayer, but then he did while simultaneously watching a laser light show on youtube. He went crazy. Have you ever seen a schizophrenic person after a rave?!?!?! NO! Its chaos. (the sight would make you cry) Then the server burnt down and i was hit in the back of my head with a vintage baseball bat(signed by Micky Mantle), by non-other than Timmy. i was unconscious for around 3,141,596 seconds and in my unconscious i realized how to dougie. I cant remember anything else. My story is complicated i know but,its not that hard to believe right? Can you please believe me? And unban me?PWEEZ

<NEVER_GIVE_UP123> I used fly mod to get out of a hole and pilot banned me i said the i was stuck in a hole but no he banned me u need to get some better admins because pilot is a !@#$@@ E@#R$T Y%$#@ER$%YU ^&%TREW R^&YU^%$# @#$%^ &^%$#@ he has no life because he just banns people just because he dont like them and he was useing fly mod aswell and he made a smart ass comment aswell sayn (DONT USE FLY MOD U FUCKING CUNT) And thats offenceive i could take him to court but his only like 12 years old GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<travismaybe> I'm sure the logs will confirm everything you've said and you've been very articulate in your response, but I see no appeal and even so, Pilot would have to weigh in on it. We'll wait for him.
<Pilot> (Screenshot showing blatant fly hacking, logs showing homophobia and fly mod commands) I think you need to find a new server, an attitude adjustment and a new pair of non-burning pants.
<NEVER_GIVE_UP123> Well then u need to be more considorit because fly mod is awsome and i only typed //up 50 to see if it worked because i saw it on a youtube video umm and does this pic proove that i was flying no so......

I NEED A BREAK and i only said bitch because pilot said that it wasnt my building and it was it mine and skullboy's skyscraper MY youtube is hur0004 i make good vids and by the way ur VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY IN INCONSIDERATE TO EVREONE u see people saying oo there is a fucking griefing cunt on this server they dont get banned but i get banned for saying bitch and using fly mod for 10 secs WTF dude ive seen pilot being an asshole soooo.............FUCK YOU CHEAP CUNTS GO FUCK YOUR SELF AND FUCK UR PARENTS AND YOUR GENERATION CUNTS FUCK YOU
<trevor> Yeah. Perm banned. Bye.

<tytypoole> i was trying to build a giant sword and i guess the admin took it the wrong way and thought it looke like a weeny

<Ooer> Just had a quick look through the logs, you joined the server,a sked what the banned items were, then proceeded to attempt to place fire, lava, water, mob spawners, wooden boats, bedrock and then thousands of snowballs. You repeatedly used all caps after being warned by several mods. You were banned by pilot, so you will have to wait for him to reply. Thank you.
<cadyns> SHUTUP OOER U KNOW NOTHING

<IamKurtCobain> IamKurtCobain is apparently a victim of a recent ban on s.nerd.nu. As his advocate, he seemed to be getting along quite well with everyone and not behaving as poorly as usual. He says he thought things were turning around for him, having recently crafted a full set of tools for once and breaking ground on his own town.

While Kurt is frequently accused of trolling, he remains a valuable asset to the reddit Public survival server. Sure, he does frequently note his continuing battle with substances such as redstone dust, sugar, and string. He may speak too frequently and with varying degrees of coherence, but I for one, would like to see him reinstated with full access to his beloved sheep.

Thank you.

<Team_aVo_FTW> THEY ARE SUPER AWESOME AND IF YOU THINK THE SAME THEN WE SHALL GRIEF THE SHIT OUT OF THESE SERVERS!!! YEAH
<Yetanotherx> And if we don't think the same?
<Team_avo_FTW> THEN YOU ARE FUCKING ENTITLED TO YOUR OWN OPINION!!!

<bicicles> I REQUEST AN UNBAN
<bicycles> UNDER THE LAWS OF PARLEY
<therealduckie> It's parlay.
<bicycles> i thought it was parley, i searched it on google and everything

<mondoman712> I found a large glass cylinder and wanted to see inside but the only way in was to break some glass, sorry

IRC Quotes

<Skuld> http://i.imgur.com/3MvKc.jpg world's most awesome base

<trevorman> Eustis: You're coffeebitch now
<Eustis> Well, can I be donut bitch too?
<Delusion> I could use a doughnut bitch.
<Eustis> So I can lie to you about donut prices and steal some of your money and buy some for myself
<Eustis> :>
<Eustis> and get fat
<Eustis> and die forever alone
<Eustis> :'(
<Eustis> but it's okay
<Eustis> because i have donuts
<Eustis> and you can fuck donuts
<Eustis> right guys?
<Eustis> guys?

<cmdrtebok> I require aussies

<cmdrtebok> excuse me, cat bellies are going un pet
<cmdrtebok> i demand bellys
<cmdrtebok> not optional
<cmdrtebok> my guys often roll over on their own, but sometimes I have to explain to them that they are in possession of cat bellies which belong to me

<bep> i love it on motorway signs
<bep> when it's actually titled
<bep> "THE WEST"
<bep> or "THE NORTH"
<bep> as if they're scary places Londoners should never go
<Ooer> it says THE SOUTH up here
* Skuld shudders
<bep> "Mum, what's that sign say?"
<Ooer> scary places northerners should never go
<bep> "Nothing, James Huxtable. Eat your cheerios and never venture outside the M25. Savages!."

<MBoffin> <ModReq> [Creative] #834 by btree - griefing please help 
<@Skuld> brb helping btree to grief

* Eustis|AFK (~********@********) has joined #RedditMC
<trevorman> eustissssssssssssssss
<trevorman> (BOOM)
* Eustis has quit (Ping timeout)
<MBoffin> trevorman, you killed Eustis

<Lunchington> definatly my kind of place :D 
<kingn-phone> damn it stop saying nat
<kingn-phone> my fukken phone vibrates :ap
<Skuld> nat nat nat you like that don't you
<Deaygo|herpderp> kingn-phone: Problem? *troll face*
<trevorman> nat <3 the vibration
<kingn-phone> ...
<kingn-phone> I'm going to go Oprah on you
<kingn-phone> you get a ban, and you get a ban
<kingn-phone> ;)

<trevorman> bleh. don't think i've bought the correct amount of chocolate for gift purposes
<Skuld> It's ok, I'll still fuck you

<forty_two> Notch should introduce insects on his next bugfix update, simply for the irony.

<Ooer> the rule "mod's can mess with dicks" was my driving force to become a mod, I was very upset when it meant messing with users :(

<trevorman> !setinfo <Ooer> that's not even a good penis
<MBoffin> Now Ooer is in two people's setinfo talking about dicks.
<Ooer>	!setinfo <MBoffin> Now Ooer is in two people's setinfo talking about dicks
<Ooer>	meta

<Ooer>	I SUCK COCKS
<Ooer>	:D
<Skuld> that is how we pick new mods, yes
<Ooer>	ffs
<Ooer>	disregard that, I do not suck cocks
<EeeKitties> !setinfo <Ooer> I SUCK COCKS <Skuld> that is how we pick new mods, yes
<Ooer>	that is now three set infos about me and dicks
<Skuld> !setinfo <Ooer> that is now three set infos about me and dicks

<Lunchington> i love to ctrl+f my wifes boobs

<Skuld> fuck da police
<Yetanotherx> In soviet russia, police fuck you!
<Yetanotherx> Wait no, that's in america
<Yetanotherx> It doesn't matter where you are.
<Yetanotherx> The police fuck you everywhere.

Youtube wisdom

Reddit is basically the soviet union right now... it is a police state in every form, down to the last word in a chat. this is not what notch intended for Minecraft, Minecraft is supposed to be a freeform, freestyle environment. shame on Reddit for ruining the true meaning of the game. Minecraft isn't even supposed to have rules in the first place anyway, that's why people like it so much. if the redditors want to have a safe, controlled environment, they can go back to WoW.

Economics of mumble clan

  • Think of your base as a farm and mumble base members are the crops, every now and then you can go and harvest your crops, by being closer to them you don't have to walk as far to store whatever they drop. - Sephlol

Best bugs

  • In the 1.5 update on Creative, a bug was discovered in WorldGuard (the plugin that prevents people from placing banned items). When a non-mod placed a block at y=128, the highest level on the map, the plugin would think that they're placing bedrock. A few people were banned for placing banned items before this bug was discovered.
  • During 1.4 WorldGuard thought that placing a torch on snow was a placement of bedrock. Confusion on survival and PvE ensued.

Mumble

PvE-mumble.png

Outage Emails

 "I think Creative is down because whenever I try to connect it says Xraying minor griefing."
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