Player:Sirmalloc
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About
Whilst kind of an ass, gets things done in a successful fashion. He is also a tech admin.
Bastardization
Malloc started the tradition of trying to out-bastardize the other moderators on the ban appearl on /r/mcpublic modchat.
Guy: can I be unbanned?
Eustis: Yeah, sure. <br\ >
Sirmalloc: No, never, go to hell and die.
Friendships and Relationships
He notably has a "friends-with-benefits" relationship with Bugbbq, however is currently pretending to be in germany with his fake girlfriend, to hide his fwb relationship with Bugbbq.
Biology
Kinda fatty and had a wannabe Lenin-style beard.