Player:Chumazing
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| Favorite server | Drama |
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| Joined | 2011 January 27 |
Chumazing, fondly known to some as "Chu" or "Chum," had her first taste of MCPublic at the start of Revision 4 on the Drama server. Her past player skins include several variations of her self-made Chun Li skin. Chumazing is a young lady hoping to break into the game journalism industry (despite established misogyny and hostility). Besides writing about games, she enjoys eating, doodling on her Wacom tablet, making inappropriate jokes, taking pictures of mundane things, playing Team Fortress 2, making food, and rooting for the SF Giants and SJ Sharks. She also enjoys nice kitchens, a great variety of music, and sharp knives. She is no longer active on the nerd servers, and has not been since Revision 12. For several revisions following R12 she did the thankless janitorial work of cleaning up griefs on the servers before finally retiring.
History
Revision 4
Chumazing, with her fellow housemates byee, Draw, and Trogdos, built a large highway and bridge to spawn from their house. Although many other players extended branches from the highway to their homes, torches were regularly burgled. What was also stolen from chumazing's home were her note blocks, which were, at first, tuned and placed in a specific arrangement, but later altered in pitch by some tone-deaf player. In this revision, chumazing promised both Eustis and Skuld a beer each.
Revision 5
In a mountain, the beginnings of chumazing's humble home was carved, but she took a week-long break from Minecraft due to an overwhelming Team Fortress 2 addiction. When she returned, she came across generalchaoz, who had been fleshing out his own home in the same mountain. They decided to live together in the mountain and beautify it. Near the end of the life of this map, p0sco and two other players took over her bedroom, and demanded that she tell them bedtime stories and breastfeed them. No beers were promised in this revision.
Revision 6
Chumazing did not do much on this revision, since she spent a few days in jail for telling buddyweed to fuck off, and as soon as she finished carving out the upper her open-face mountain home with the help of cmdrmouse, someone halfed the map.
Revision 7
Her dream: an underground Hyrule Castle under a sky of ocean. Her ambition: as little block placement in the castle as possible. She was able to get through 70% of the build before the server map resetting. With the help of ludeman84 and Trogdos, she also built a railway from Underground Hyrule to his TNC Red Station. During this revision, chumazing also tried Mumble for the first time.
Revision 8
A founding member of Ember City, chumazing helped dig and build. She attempted to make a woolen jumping koi, but it was not too successful. However, her floating woolen sperm structure worked out. chumazing also built with Draw a torus on a cylinder, looking towards the sunset.
Revision 9
Chumazing was a founding brother of Mu Delta Fraternity. She did a lot of the beautifying of the structures, especially the staircases and the Lounge, and helped build floating islands. Chumazing was banned under the username MenstrualFluids on the Weak server, in a group with several other players, including awkward boner, chum guzzler, and badboytonDOTcom. She received her moderating responsibilities at the beginning of this revision.
Revision 10
Little to no activity due to being with laptop and crap internet, running on =<6 fps.
Revision 11
Chumazing lived with trevorman, secluded in a secret underground home within Chumerica. She helped build part of a town in Chumerica, near her home. The list of tourist attractions: Fire Temple, Town, Derp Near Town.
Revision 12
Sitting out of 99.9% of this revision due to her laptop and crap internet, running on =<6 fps.
Rap
Yo, get to know me, my name is Chu
I go to a uni known as CMU
I rep the Yay Area, the 4-1-5
It's where I live bro, it's where I thrive
I play the cello but I ain't no musician
Studied math but aint no mathematician
I can appreciate them nerdy jokes
Like how yo mama slept with Gary Oak for coke
I will fuck you up if you's bein a dick
So if you gonna troll, take another pick
I get bored real fast if you's a ho
Not payin fo yo shit even if you pass GO
Look at this girl, she's an amazing mod
Look at this girl with an amazing bod
You ain;t got nothin on her, she's the best around
She's the number one shawty in town
Now in minecraft, here, I's a real lil bitch
If you spell shit wrong you gon make me twitch
Especially if you say it in a ban appeal
Sorry brotha, my heart be cold as steel
PvP, survival, call it whatchu want
I play on the best, and I'm gon flaunt
I got my homies right hurr, like Ludeman84
He'll kill you once, and kill ya some mo
In the ghettos of the server, they all know my name
So back the fuck off and respect my fame
Look at this girl, she's an amazing mod
Look at this girl with an amazing bod
You ain't got nothin on her, she's the best around
She's the number one shawty in town
Recorded by CARVERitUP.