Player:Therealduckie

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therealduckie
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Artist Rendition
Favorite server Creative
Joined 2010-11-01
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Biography

therealduckie is old.

In his spare time he tries to spread Sharia Law, thor trolls, and go on and on about how old he is.

therealduckie hopes, someday, to have his very own ASBO. However (as that is usually only given to chavs) he is not likely to. Old people rarely get an ASBO.

Interests

Politics

Registered as:

Theatre

Member of Anti-Babe theatre troupe (Since 1995). In that time he became quite proficient in the use of whips, chains, dripping wax, gag balls, and saying "Thank you sir, may I have another".

Minecraft

I could have said "Gaming" above, but...really. Is there any other game? (Ok, maybe Portal 2)

Being Old

What? You want a brief synopsis of what "Being Old" is as an interest? Seriously? Also, why are you still reading this? Shouldn't you move on to the next blurb? You're really daft, aren't you? I mean here I am going on and on about absolutely nothing, yet you can not turn your eyes away. You just sit there in your rickety chair with your sweaty, thick thighs reading all this nonsensical text without stopping. GET OFF MY LAWN!

Education

  • The Streets
  • Gypsies

Awards

  • None

therealduckie is too good for awards. Or rather; awards can not define his awesomeness (or oldness).

Television credits

  • Channel 9 — Secret Places (1986)
  • SuperBoy
  • Twin Peaks

Trivia

therealduckie is old. He has been alive since the year:

  • Man landed on the moon
  • Woodstock was held
  • Sesame Street Started

References

Articles featuring therealduckie:

Notice how old the articles are? Yeah, he hasn't really done much since then...plus that was a long time ago and his age is getting to him.

External links

Stalk him at the following locations:

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