therealduckie is old.
In his spare time he tries to spread Sharia Law, thor trolls, and go on and on about how old he is.
therealduckie hopes, someday, to have his very own ASBO. However (as that is usually only given to chavs) he is not likely to. Old people rarely get an ASBO.
- Dirty Rotten Liberal Commie Pinko
- Honorary member of the Old Party
Member of Anti-Babe theatre troupe (Since 1995). In that time he became quite proficient in the use of whips, chains, dripping wax, gag balls, and saying "Thank you sir, may I have another".
I could have said "Gaming" above, but...really. Is there any other game? (Ok, maybe Portal 2)
What? You want a brief synopsis of what "Being Old" is as an interest? Seriously? Also, why are you still reading this? Shouldn't you move on to the next blurb? You're really daft, aren't you? I mean here I am going on and on about absolutely nothing, yet you can not turn your eyes away. You just sit there in your rickety chair with your sweaty, thick thighs reading all this nonsensical text without stopping. GET OFF MY LAWN!
- The Streets
therealduckie is too good for awards. Or rather; awards can not define his awesomeness (or oldness).
- Channel 9 — Secret Places (1986)
- Twin Peaks
therealduckie is old. He has been alive since the year:
- Man landed on the moon
- Woodstock was held
- Sesame Street Started
Articles featuring therealduckie:
Notice how old the articles are? Yeah, he hasn't really done much since then...plus that was a long time ago and his age is getting to him.
Stalk him at the following locations:
- therealduckie.net — Official Homepage
- Facebook — FaceCrack